From the Funny but True File:

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Son comes out of the closet and tells his liberal parents that he’s straight. pic.twitter.com/1l0QO6CYk0

— DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (@1Nicdar) June 12, 2025

Watch the feet closely. This is actually insane https://t.co/wntJK80aC0 pic.twitter.com/VqZW3aSCRQ

— TaraBull (@TaraBull808) August 22, 2025