Jury Still Trying To Decide If Strangling Your Kids Is Okay https://t.co/VrtLZJaMga
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 31, 2026
They printed $9 trillion, gave you $1400 in stimmy checks, sent the rest to their NGOs and campaign donors and left you with the inflation. pic.twitter.com/IqdFEJOUF5
— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) September 1, 2026
Top of the third at Fenway last night. Mariners DH Dominic Canzone tapped a 51 mph chopper in front of the mound.
— the Sports ON Tap (@thesportsontap) September 1, 2026
Payton Tolle is 6-foot-6 and 250 pounds. He pounced on it and cut Canzone off about halfway down the first base line.
Easy tag. Routine out.
Instead he opened his… https://t.co/7K51zXkJfr pic.twitter.com/kXRCku8nVH